in response to jos...

in response to josh's list...what girls wish guys would freaking know! well i cant speak for eceryone but definately what i want them to know1. We aren’t mind readers! 2. we are not tropheys to adorn your wall3. when you sleep over dont try to hump us all nite(cuddle)4. Smoking is the biggest turn off. 5. It never hurts to work out. 6. if you want to sleep inside white lie about how we look7. “Fine” or “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation. 8. if you want to have sex...too bad! we will when we are ready9. dont expect girls to fall at your feet when you say we look nice at dinner10. Only models are able to wear most of the stuff you see in fashion magazines. 11. no girl would complain if she came home and saw you in one of these outfits: fireman..(big hose), or a cop(dirty)12. you dont need anything to make you look sexy before you go to bed...taking your socks off would be turn on enough13. girls arent obsessed with penises so you stop too14. show a little compassion when we share our deepest feelings15. We are all kinky and willing to try anything that you may enjoy, just let us know. 16. every so often stop thinking about your penis size and worry more about how you are planning to make us happy17. If were not getting love we’ll start looking18. girls do not enjoy sitting there touching herself when there is cleary a boy there to do it for her19. Most of the time when I fantasize it is about another person. 20.if you begin to hump another boy in the butt ..we usually do not find this attractive nor sexy21. find out when our hair appointments are so you know when to compliment us...22. try to re arrange yourself when everyone is not staring at you23. ok fine watch porn..but hide it in the closet so we can deny it24. We masturbate, usually more when we are in a relationship, can’t explain it but it is just fact. 25. try not to find a way to spit right before we pucker up26. Giving head is never a bad idea. 27. water is our biggest love, so shower with us. 28. There are three acceptable ways to wake up: (1) you next to us. (2) you in the kitchen(3) under us29. try to let us watch a little bit of the movie...30.you cant hold it against us if we want to see a romantic movie with you on a special day 31. "its the time of the month" is an accectable excuse to get away with complete bitchiness32. any jokes about the monthly visitor may be followed with a sweift kick in the balls..and it is justified and forgiven33. You’re definatley not as funny as you think. 34. britney spears may have big boobs and a nice stomach but try not to scream her name out in passion35.our period should be referred to as buy me flowers week36. cooking makes a guy soo hott..especailly if he can sautee37. You can’t get mad if we refuse to hook up your “ugly friend” with one of our friends. 38. For every fart that slips out when you are around we successfully hold in about 15, enduring excruciating pain to do this. 39. If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends. 40. the toilet seat is there for a reason41. opening a door is considered polite you know42. saying hey baby you wanna fuck will never work43. when an epsiode of friends is on...you dont fight it44. girlfriends are not prostitutes and like some loving and cuddling after sex..if you dont want that then pay us like any other hooker45. dont beat up a little kid bc he doesnt get off the arcade machine46. women driving jokes are not found funny47. girls nite out is a time for us to meet and flirt with as many guys as possible..just bc we dont get the confidence we need from you at home48. IF we ask you to go shopping..haha yeah right...i want you to whine the whole way behind me and sigh bc you have to look at shoes again..49. no matter how much money you spend your penis will still be inadequate50. 99.5% of the time we didn’t mean to hurt you.